What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did losers ban TikTok?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What made you feel disgusted today?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What was the worst decision you ever did?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?